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No spoilers except of our carefully maintained image of sobriety and always remaining on topic

Butch:

I got nothing.

Well, I have three kids here, as my town decided that they would show solidarity with the nitwits in your town and cancel school for no real reason.

I hate life.

Feminina:

Solidarity!

I’m back at work, hahahahahahaha.

Sorry. Don’t mean to gloat. And I’ve got nothing either, but I TOTALLY plan to load Divinity tonight! Definitely! If possible! I haven’t played anything in too long. We can only talk about the ephemera of snow days and frozen pipes for so long.

Butch:

Hey, we got a lot of mileage out of your packing.

But yeah, we gotta play. WHICH WE CAN’T DO BECAUSE OUR SOULS ARE CRUSHED.

Feminina:

CRUSHED TO POWDER.

Like the powdery snow that barely dusts the land. And equally frozen.

Butch:

I wanna go work in a nice, quiet library.

Feminina:

It is very quiet right now. You should come in! You’re an alum! Just give each of the kids a screen, and bail. Relax in our comfy chairs…nap…browse the internet…it’s a veritable paradise, my friend.

If you’re not supposed to be working, anyway.

Butch:

I sorta hate you right now.

I’d take you up on it, but I have to get food. And booze.

Feminina:

Well, I don’t have booze, so you’re ahead of me in that respect. The comfort of booze. You must cling to it.

As for food, I just found this vast quantity of forgotten chocolate left over from Christmas, so I’ll probably be in a sugar coma by the end of the day.

Butch:

I comfort ate all the stale Xmas cookies long ago. Good times, good times.

Went to the package store with bad sales so I wasn’t tempted by other things. This is what it’s come to.

Feminina:

Indeed. This is what it’s come to. It’s a sad thing, and it’s barely the second month of the year. Do better, 2018!

Butch:

Well, at least we know the kids will someday have school.

Feminina:

It’s true. Someday! And for a couple more days into the summer than they otherwise would’ve! Maybe those will be the days we just kick back and drink.

Butch:

I refuse to wait that long.

Feminina:

That’s the spirit! You inspire me.

We could probably have condensed this entire week into one post that basically just says “snow kids noooooooooooooo booze where?”

And that’s Friday, everyone!