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Minimal spoilers for a location in Shadow of the Tomb Raider

Butch:

Nothing but nothing.

Tell me you have something.

Feminina:

Very little.

Here’s what I’ve got: that underwater locked chest, in the submerged palace with the piranhas? You don’t want to go back for that. I mean, there was a bit of gold or something and some XP, but you have to swim all the way over there and then all the way back out of that place again. I thought maybe there’d be a way to backtrack and avoid some of the swimming, but no.

So in case you were thinking about that, I’ve saved you some misery. Just looking out for you, dude.

Butch:

True friendship, that. Though the chances of me going back to do extra swimming were slim and none. I mean, shit, I didn’t even swim to get the playboys. Or I wouldn’t have, if I had had to.

Feminina:

Oh, did I forget to mention the locked chests contain Playboys? My bad.

Butch:

Meh. I bet they were REALLY chaste in 2432 BCE.

Feminina:

No, they’re actually the same issues that Mafia 3 used, only it’s all the articles and none of the centerfolds. And unlike Lincoln, Lara comments on every single article, so it gets kind of old.

Ha.

Butch:

She likely reads them, like journals.

Feminina:

You need something to read, on those slow evenings around the campfire.

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